Gay guys and gerbils

Oddly, the main victims of this damaging rumor, besides maybe the gerbils, appear to have been newscasters, several of whom were accused of killing or otherwise maiming gerbils in this manner in the early 80s. The idea of gerbil-stuffing once again entered the public consciousness in the s with the rise of the internet and later popular South Park parodies stoking the flames, all allowing people to spread unverified rumors with renewed zeal.

Has anybody ever stuffed a gerbil up his ass?

So if we stuff gerbils up our butts, then pet stores in, say, California must do a bang-up gerbil business. But guess what? And guess what I learned while looking into this? Gerbils were once a desert mammal, and the state was concerned that gerbils could escape and establish themselves in the wild.

What is “Gerbiling,” Exactly?

Fisting, for instance. Straight people can and do fist. This curious impulse to credit gay men with sex acts that anyone can perform extends to sex acts straight people themselves are the primary practitioners of. Child rape, for instance. Now I feel I can write with some authority that no one has ever actually stuffed a gerbil up their butt, perhaps with more authority than I can write that God and angels do not exist.

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To begin, I would like to make a controversial statement:. That would be uncalled for, because no one would suspect her of concealing a hedgehog. Hundreds of thousands of men and women in this country, my fellow Americans, leave high school convinced that gay men put gerbils in their asses on a semiregular basis.